凡尔赛文学 凡爾賽文學 fán ěr sài wén xué (slang) social media post whose purpose is to humblebrag 动Ｌ 動Ｌ dòng L flowing / flexible / lively (internet slang) / flowing / flexible / lively (Internet slang) 小白 xiǎo bái (slang) novice / greenhorn / (old) (slang) fool / idiot / abbr. for 小白臉|小白脸[xiao3 bai2 lian3], pretty boy 尬舞 gà wǔ (slang) to battle each other in street dancing (derived from Taiwanese 較, which sounds similar to Mandarin 尬[ga4]) / (slang) to perform weird dance moves 下头 下頭 xià tóu (slang) (of a person or manner) off-putting / (slang) to feel put off syn 拆家 chāi jiā (slang) low-level drug dealer / (slang) (of a pet) to wreck the house (scattering trash, chewing on furniture etc) 捡漏 撿漏 jiǎn lòu to repair a leaky roof / (dialect) to find fault / to nitpick / (slang) to score a bargain (esp. when the seller is unaware of the item's true value) / (slang) to take advantage of an unexpected opportunity 树洞 樹洞 shù dòng tree hollow / (slang) anonymous platform for sharing secrets / (slang) confidant 小姐 xiǎo jie young lady / miss / (slang) prostitute / CL:個|个[ge4],位[wei4] syn 同志 tóng zhì comrade / (slang) homosexual / CL:位[wei4],個|个[ge4] syn 玻璃 bō li glass / CL:張|张[zhang1],塊|块[kuai4] / (slang) male homosexual syn 机场 機場 jī chǎng airport / airfield / (slang) service provider for Shadowsocks or similar software for circumventing Internet censorship / CL:家[jia1],處|处[chu4] syn 我去 wǒ qù (slang) what the ...! / oh my god! / that's insane! 楼上 樓上 lóu shàng upstairs / (Internet slang) previous poster in a forum thread 沙发 沙發 shā fā sofa (loanword) / CL:條|条[tiao2],張|张[zhang1] / (Internet slang) the first reply or replier to a forum post 极品 極品 jí pǐn best quality / item of the highest quality / (slang) outrageous / annoying in the extreme / gross / person with these qualities syn 变态 變態 biàn tài to metamorphose (biology) / abnormal / perverted / hentai / (slang) pervert 绿化 綠化 lǜ huà to make green with plants / to reforest / (Internet slang) Islamization 叶子 葉子 yè zi leaf (CL:片[pian4]) / (slang) marijuana syn 空军 空軍 kōng jūn air force / (slang) to fail to catch anything (on a fishing trip) / to get skunked syn 真空 zhēn kōng (physics, fig.) vacuum / (slang) to not wear underwear 一号 一號 yī hào first day of the month / toilet / (slang) top (in a homosexual relationship) 不分 bù fēn not to distinguish / to make no distinction / (LGBT slang) versatile (open to either penetrative or receptive role) 恐龙 恐龍 kǒng lóng dinosaur (CL:頭|头[tou2],隻|只[zhi1]) / (old) (slang) ugly person 青蛙 qīng wā frog (CL:隻|只[zhi1]) / (old) (slang) ugly guy syn 性福 xìng fú (neologism c. 2008) (slang) (coined as a pun on 幸福[xing4 fu2]) satisfied with one's sex life 大洋 dà yáng ocean / (old) silver dollar / (slang) Chinese yuan syn 白金 bái jīn platinum / silver / (slang) handcuffs syn 绿茶 綠茶 lǜ chá green tea / (slang) (of a girl) seemingly innocent and charming but actually calculating and manipulative / a girl who has these qualities 大虾 大蝦 dà xiā prawn / (Internet slang) expert / whiz syn 霹雳 霹靂 pī lì thunderclap / (slang) awesome / shocking / terrifying syn 机车 機車 jī chē locomotive / train engine car / (Tw) scooter / (Tw) (slang) hard to get along with / to be a pain in the ass / (Tw) damn! / crap! syn 膝盖 膝蓋 xī gài knee / (Internet slang) to kneel down (in admiration) syn 马甲 馬甲 mǎ jiǎ corset / sockpuppet (Internet slang) / vest (dialect) syn 灯泡 燈泡 dēng pào light bulb / see also 電燈泡|电灯泡[dian4 deng1 pao4] / third-wheel or unwanted third party spoiling a couple's date (slang) / CL:個|个[ge4] syn 菊花 jú huā chrysanthemum / (TCM) chrysanthemum flower / (slang) anus syn 鸭子 鴨子 yā zi duck / male prostitute (slang) syn 白虎 bái hǔ White Tiger (the seven mansions of the west sky) / (slang) hairless female genitalia 巨龙 巨龍 jù lóng gigantic dragon (lit. and fig.) / titanosaur (abbr. for 泰坦巨龍|泰坦巨龙[tai4 tan3 ju4 long2]) / (slang) big dick / schlong 咪咪 mī mī oboe-like musical instrument used in folk music of Gansu, Qinghai etc / (onom.) meow / kitty kitty! / Mimi (Western name) / tits (i.e. slang for breasts) syn 双飞 雙飛 shuāng fēi flying in pairs / close union as husband and wife / round-trip flight / (slang) threesome 灵光 靈光 líng guāng divine light (around the Buddha) / a halo / a miraculous column of light / (slang) jolly good! syn 波霸 bō bà (slang) (loanword) big boobs / big-breasted / (coll.) tapioca balls, in 波霸奶茶[bo1 ba4 nai3 cha2] 菠菜 bō cài spinach (CL:棵[ke1]) / (slang) gambling / gambler (alternative term for 博彩[bo2cai3]) 的哥 dī gē male taxi driver / cabbie (slang) syn 大神 dà shén deity / (Internet slang) guru / expert / whiz 猩猩 xīng xing orangutan / (slang) dialect speaker whose speech is corrupted by Standard Mandarin syn 母鸡 母雞 mǔ jī hen / don't know (humorous slang mimicking Cantonese 唔知, Jyutping: m4 zi1) syn 丁丁 dīng dīng (neologism) (slang) penis (丁丁 resembles "JJ", which is short for 雞雞|鸡鸡[ji1ji1]) syn 米粉 mǐ fěn rice flour / rice-flour noodles / (Internet slang) Xiaomi fan syn 进宫 進宮 jìn gōng to enter the emperor's palace / (slang) to go to jail 正点 正點 zhèng diǎn (of a train etc) on time / punctual / (slang) awesome / (Tw) on the hour syn 小白兔 xiǎo bái tù small white rabbit / (fig.) innocent and naive person / (fig.) (slang) breast 发卡 發卡 fā kǎ to issue a card / (slang) to reject a guy or a girl / to chuck syn 条子 條子 tiáo zi short note / slip of paper / stripe / (slang) cop / (old) prostitute syn 马子 馬子 mǎ zi bandit / brigand / gambling chip / chamber pot / (slang) girl / chick / babe syn 马子 馬子 mǎ zǐ (slang) girl / chick / babe syn 切口 qiè kǒu slang / argot / private language used as secret code syn 海龟 海龜 hǎi guī turtle / Internet slang for 海歸|海归[hai3 gui1] 飞机场 飛機場 fēi jī chǎng airport / (slang) flat chest / CL:處|处[chu4] syn 探花 tàn huā candidate who came third in the Hanlin examination (cf. 狀元|状元[zhuang4yuan2]) / (slang) to secretly film sex with a prostitute to share on the Internet 牛郎 niú láng cowherd boy / (slang) male prostitute syn 阴间 陰間 yīn jiān the nether world / Hades / (neologism) (slang) disturbing / unsettling / awful / detestable syn 炒饭 炒飯 chǎo fàn fried rice / (Tw) (slang) to have sex 几号 幾號 jǐ hào (slang) heroin 野鸡 野雞 yě jī pheasant / unregistered and operating illegally (business) / (slang) prostitute syn 狂顶 狂頂 kuáng dǐng (slang) to strongly support / to strongly approve of 闯红灯 闖紅燈 chuǎng hóng dēng to run a red light / failing to stop at a red traffic light / (slang) to have sex with a girl while she is menstruating 海王 hǎi wáng Poseidon, Greek god of the sea / Neptune, Roman god of the sea / Aquaman, DC comic book superhero / (slang) womanizer / player 奇葩 qí pā exotic flower / (fig.) marvel / prodigy / (slang) weirdo / outlandish 凉拌 涼拌 liáng bàn to dress cold food with sauce / (slang) there's not much you can do about it (wordplay using 拌[ban4] instead of its homophone 辦|办[ban4]) 拍砖 拍磚 pāi zhuān (slang) to throw brickbats / to criticize harshly 油管 yóu guǎn oil pipe / (slang) YouTube 溜冰 liū bīng ice skating / (slang) to do meth syn 哇塞 wā sāi (slang) wow! / also pr. [wa1 sei1] 小儿科 小兒科 xiǎo ér kē pediatrics / pediatric (department) / sth of little importance / trifle / a child's play / (slang) childish / petty / stingy syn 作 zuō (bound form) worker / (bound form) workshop / (slang) troublesome / high-maintenance (person) syn 赖皮 賴皮 lài pí shameless / (slang) rascal syn 套套 tào tao methods / the old tricks / (slang) condom syn 种草 種草 zhòng cǎo (neologism) (slang) to spark interest in a product or idea (esp. on social media) 三字经 三字經 sān zì jīng (slang) swearword / four-letter word syn 爆乳 bào rǔ large breasts (slang) 白兔 bái tù white rabbit / (fig.) (slang) breast syn 酷炫 kù xuàn (slang) cool / awesome 挖坑 wā kēng to dig a hole / (fig.) to make things difficult for sb / (neologism) (slang) (of a writer) to start work on a new project 电灯泡 電燈泡 diàn dēng pào light bulb / (slang) unwanted third guest syn 乡民 鄉民 xiāng mín villager / (Tw) (Internet slang) person who likes to follow online discussions and add their opinions syn 麻吉 má jí (slang) (Tw) close friend / best pal / to get along well / to be tight / congenial 面 麵 miàn flour / noodles / (of food) soft (not crunchy) / (slang) (of a person) ineffectual / spineless syn 真牛 zhēn niú (slang) really cool, awesome 筒子 tǒng zi tube-shaped object / tube / bobbin / (Internet slang) homonym for 同志[tong2 zhi4] syn 后庭 後庭 hòu tíng backyard / imperial harem / (slang) anus 爆头 爆頭 bào tóu (neologism) (slang) (often used in video gaming) to shoot sb in the head / headshot 打炮 dǎ pào to open fire with artillery / to set off firecrackers / to make one's stage debut / (slang) to have sex / to masturbate syn 吹箫 吹簫 chuī xiāo to play the xiao 簫|箫[xiao1] (mouth organ) / to beg while playing pipes / cf politician Wu Zixu 伍子胥[Wu3 Zi3 xu1], c. 520 BC destitute refugee in Wu town, 吳市吹簫|吴市吹箫[Wu2 shi4 chui1 xiao1] / to busk / virtuoso piper wins a beauty, cf 玉人吹簫|玉人吹箫[yu4 ren2 chui1 xiao1] / (slang) fellatio / blowjob 狗粮 狗糧 gǒu liáng dog food / (Internet slang) public display of affection (term used by singles 單身狗|单身狗[dan1 shen1 gou3] forced to "eat" it) 电子狗 電子狗 diàn zǐ gǒu radar detector (slang) 俚语 俚語 lǐ yǔ slang 放血 fàng xuè to let blood (Chinese medicine) / to bleed / to stab sb (slang) 